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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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