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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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