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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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