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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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