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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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