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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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