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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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