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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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