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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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