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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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