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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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