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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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