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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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