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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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