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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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