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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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