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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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