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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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