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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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