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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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