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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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