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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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