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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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