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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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