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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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