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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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