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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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