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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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