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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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