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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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