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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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