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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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