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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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