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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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