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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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