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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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