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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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