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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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