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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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