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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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