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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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