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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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