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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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