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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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