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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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