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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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