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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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