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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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