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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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