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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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