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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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