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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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