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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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