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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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