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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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