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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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