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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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