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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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