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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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