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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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