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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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