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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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