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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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