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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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