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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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