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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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