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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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