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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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