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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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