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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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