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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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