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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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