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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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